25 Reflections at 25

1. Fuck
2. I’m 25 and I’ve literally accomplished nothing
3. I’ve spent half of my life on social media and I’m learning to accept that (I’m delightful on Twitter, less so on Facebook, but I absolutely killed it on Myspace)
4. I am in lesbians with movies
5. I quote movies without warning. This is my curse.
6. Sometimes that means cutting people out of your life who have no idea what you’re saying (you shouldn’t be friends with those motherfuckers to begin with)
7. Sarcasm isn’t just a defense mechanism. It’s a way of life.
8. To err is human. To err repeatedly means you probably had too much caffeine.
9. Anxiety is the most effective alarm clock
10. Student loans are a lot like drowning
11. A Liberal Arts education was a brilliant idea! (sarcasm)
12. Self-respect is a thing I need to work on
13. Dating is also a thing I need to work on but let’s not get into that right now
14. Sleep is bae
15. Coffee is bae
16. 25 seems like a reasonable cutoff for using the word ‘bae’
17. Staying in on a Friday night is a thing of beauty
18. True friendship is staying at the table long after the check is paid.
19. Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
20. Things often don’t go the way as planned and that’s okay
21. I will never accomplish all the things I set out to do and that’s okay too
22. If someone tells you to give up on your dream, you have legal grounds to punch them in the face (Self-Respect Clause 22)
23. You were lucky to have loved the women who came into your life. Remember that.
24. You chose writing. Writing didn’t choose you, ergo it doesn’t owe you anything.
25. Listing counts as writing so good job.

*If you came here for advice, I sincerely apologize

In all seriousness, I’d like to give my thanks to those who invested in me and took the time to read my blog (you could have watched another panda video and you didn’t and I appreciate your sacrifice). It’s because of you I decided to make a personal investment and purchase this domain. That’s right, Adrian Vs. The World is official now. Here’s to a new chapter of punctuated nonsense.

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